Bagcemaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sapient warg.

Bagcemaf created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bagcemaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bagcemaf, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bagcemaf's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bagcemaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.