Lingedzag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, emotional jellyfish.

Lingedzag created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Lingedzag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lingedzag, it will cry a lot.

Lingedzag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Lingedzag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Never paint your feet magenta.

5. Never hurt cats.