Farbossyam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, clever wasp.

Farbossyam created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farbossyam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farbossyam, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Farbossyam's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Farbossyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Never think about dark matter near hamsters while wearing green scarves and balancing three silver spheres on your face.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near bats while wearing blue trousers and balancing four iron spheres on your feet.