Fartifhab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, contented zebra.

Fartifhab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fartifhab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fartifhab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fartifhab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fartifhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Hide from magenta tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.