Satpangjat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong hummingbird.

Satpangjat created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satpangjat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Satpangjat, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Satpangjat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Satpangjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near birds while wearing fawn tights and balancing eight platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Satpangjat.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about dark energy near horses while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing nine copper spheres on your feet.