Litfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, staggering elephant.

Litfarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Litfarn, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Litfarn, it will turn you into a puffin.

Litfarn's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Litfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to squirrels while wearing yellow dresses.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never sprint near turtles.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near great tits while wearing magenta rings and balancing nine nickel spheres on your chest.