Fodpidfat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish crane.

Fodpidfat created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodpidfat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fodpidfat, he will send you a sign.

Fodpidfat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fodpidfat's Holy Commandments

1. Fodpidfat loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Do not chop down trees.