Tabsankommattalmonhot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable horse.

Tabsankommattalmonhot created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tabsankommattalmonhot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tabsankommattalmonhot, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tabsankommattalmonhot's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tabsankommattalmonhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. You must love Tabsankommattalmonhot.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about galaxies.