Basstignel is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, uncaring deer.

Basstignel created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Basstignel, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Basstignel, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Basstignel's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Basstignel's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Basstignel seven times a day.

3. Basstignel loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Fast once a month.