Abpod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust raven.

Abpod created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Abpod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Abpod, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Abpod's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Abpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must love Abpod.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always help seals.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Abpod in the centre of the settlement.