Teenyatbog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent slug.

Teenyatbog created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Teenyatbog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Teenyatbog, it will send minions to preach to you.

Teenyatbog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Teenyatbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Run away if four porpoises approach from the west.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.