Fitsagcud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered frog.

Fitsagcud created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitsagcud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fitsagcud, it will turn you into a rock.

Fitsagcud's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fitsagcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.