Fitsagcud is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered
frog.
Fitsagcud created the world five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fitsagcud, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fitsagcud, it will turn you into a rock.
Fitsagcud's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Fitsagcud's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured great tits.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Do not speak about lentils.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.