Nuttvabjon is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, benevolent
bat.
Nuttvabjon created humankind nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttvabjon, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nuttvabjon, he will turn you into a mouse.
Nuttvabjon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Nuttvabjon's Holy Commandments1. Never write about nebulae.
2. Do not shave your chest.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.