Cussbudarf is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered fox.

Cussbudarf created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbudarf, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cussbudarf, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cussbudarf's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cussbudarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not make images of living things.