Wongodfab is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, proud
butterfly.
Wongodfab created silver three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wongodfab, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Wongodfab, he will throw large rocks at you.
Wongodfab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Wongodfab's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always help sick dolphins.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always wear turquoise.