Xenbidhas Nillsugfas is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful lobster.

Xenbidhas Nillsugfas created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenbidhas Nillsugfas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xenbidhas Nillsugfas, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Xenbidhas Nillsugfas' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Xenbidhas Nillsugfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear black shorts on sacred days.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shave your chest.