Wongodfab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, proud butterfly.

Wongodfab created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wongodfab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wongodfab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Wongodfab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wongodfab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always wear turquoise.