Labxinnan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful bat.

Labxinnan created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Labxinnan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Labxinnan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Labxinnan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Labxinnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near ants while wearing orange kilts and balancing four lead spheres on your chest.

5. Run away from blue voles, for they are unholy.