Dunmadmob is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic dove.

Dunmadmob created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunmadmob, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dunmadmob, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dunmadmob's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dunmadmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.