Fonflisbus is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, all-powerful horse.

Fonflisbus created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonflisbus, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fonflisbus, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fonflisbus' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fonflisbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Retreat if nine bats approach from the north.

3. Do not take Fonflisbus' name in vain.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must never eat pineapples.