Fonflisbus is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, all-powerful
horse.
Fonflisbus created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fonflisbus, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Fonflisbus, he will destroy your home solar system.
Fonflisbus' most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Fonflisbus' Holy Commandments1. Never sing in holy places.
2. Retreat if nine bats approach from the north.
3. Do not take Fonflisbus' name in vain.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. You must never eat pineapples.