Hatdidhog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil hyena.

Hatdidhog created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Hatdidhog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hatdidhog, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hatdidhog's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hatdidhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear white clothing.