Hatvonkteen is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, quiet
mouse.
Hatvonkteen created a Higgs boson two years ago.
If you believe in
Hatvonkteen, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Hatvonkteen, she will turn you into a hamster.
Hatvonkteen's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Hatvonkteen's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Hatvonkteen.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never think about thermodynamics near swans while wearing cyan kilts and balancing three platinum spheres on your arms.
4. Hatvonkteen loves great tits, so they must be honoured.
5. Never think about electromagnetism.