Fudsigartmetgep Satloopstan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid mole.

Fudsigartmetgep Satloopstan created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudsigartmetgep Satloopstan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudsigartmetgep Satloopstan, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fudsigartmetgep Satloopstan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fudsigartmetgep Satloopstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo coats.

2. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Fudsigartmetgep Satloopstan on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.