Witganhot is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, clever
faun.
Witganhot created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Witganhot, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Witganhot, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Witganhot's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Witganhot's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not hurt cats.
3. Always wear brown.
4. Never mention gulls.
5. Learn three new languages a year.