Sugwanfag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, slow whale.

Sugwanfag created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugwanfag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sugwanfag, he will turn you into a snail.

Sugwanfag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sugwanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Never paint your face fawn.