Jigarpbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring hippopotamus.

Jigarpbiss created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigarpbiss, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jigarpbiss, he will turn you into a mole.

Jigarpbiss' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Jigarpbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

3. Never sing in the presence of pigs.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never chant near dogs.