Ontfednad is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, emotional
rat.
Ontfednad created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ontfednad, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Ontfednad, she will boil you in a big pot.
Ontfednad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Ontfednad's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry goats.
2. Always obey Ontfednad's priests.
3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ontfednad on top of all buildings.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Do not covet oxen.