Gabcemgen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unjust dolphin.

Gabcemgen created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabcemgen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gabcemgen, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gabcemgen's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gabcemgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Put Gabcemgen first in all things.