Sabcabbud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional hummingbird.

Sabcabbud created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabcabbud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabcabbud, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sabcabbud's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sabcabbud's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Never feed corn to goats while wearing hats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear black.