Danwottin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fussy goblin.

Danwottin created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Danwottin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Danwottin, it will turn you into a mouse.

Danwottin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Danwottin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare wheat while filled with envy.

2. Do not take Danwottin's name in vain.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Always maintain humility during holy days.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.