Bethivbap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, annoying fly.

Bethivbap created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bethivbap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bethivbap, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bethivbap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bethivbap's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never wear fawn stockings.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with envy.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.