Gupnelhen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered fly.

Gupnelhen created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupnelhen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupnelhen, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gupnelhen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gupnelhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of onions to snails while wearing fawn scarves.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Gupnelhen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Put Gupnelhen first in all things.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always wear turquoise.