Govlakbest is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, blissful swan.

Govlakbest created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Govlakbest, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Govlakbest, it will have a low opinion of you.

Govlakbest's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Govlakbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Govlakbest on top of all buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Do not shave your chest.