Stipmabfly is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, stupid dove.

Stipmabfly created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipmabfly, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stipmabfly, he will try to impress you with trees.

Stipmabfly's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Stipmabfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not keep three birds in a large pit.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.