Quillmansatbidrill is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident dugong.

Quillmansatbidrill created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillmansatbidrill, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quillmansatbidrill, she will throw large rocks at you.

Quillmansatbidrill's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Quillmansatbidrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help moths.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.