Gupominkim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, strong swallow.

Gupominkim created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupominkim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gupominkim, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gupominkim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gupominkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Gupominkim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Pray towards the south.