Gebbengig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent armadillo.

Gebbengig created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbengig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gebbengig, he will come to you in dreams.

Gebbengig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gebbengig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Never feed wheat to snails while wearing black tights.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.