Raw is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable elephant.

Raw created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Raw, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Raw, she will send you a sign.

Raw's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Raw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray immersed in water.