Taillenban is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful cobra.

Taillenban created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Taillenban, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Taillenban, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Taillenban's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Taillenban's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Taillenban.

5. Never think about cell theory.