Nadfenvog is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, happy dryad.

Nadfenvog created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadfenvog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nadfenvog, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nadfenvog's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nadfenvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.
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