Hankipfad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, humane wombat.

Hankipfad created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hankipfad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hankipfad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hankipfad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hankipfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.