Vighonbod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful snake.

Vighonbod created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vighonbod, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vighonbod, he will cry a lot.

Vighonbod's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vighonbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink alcohol.