Largquamdit Yarrotyog is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, grumpy
meerkat.
Largquamdit Yarrotyog created water four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Largquamdit Yarrotyog, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Largquamdit Yarrotyog, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Largquamdit Yarrotyog's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Largquamdit Yarrotyog's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Largquamdit Yarrotyog in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not sit in public.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never jump in the presence of dolphins.