Daghatquambug is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered walrus.

Daghatquambug created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daghatquambug, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Daghatquambug, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Daghatquambug's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Daghatquambug's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Never look in ponds.