Sanfotquimdadsandcap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind guinea pig.

Sanfotquimdadsandcap created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Sanfotquimdadsandcap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sanfotquimdadsandcap, she will turn you into a slug.

Sanfotquimdadsandcap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sanfotquimdadsandcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Hide from violet aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Fast once a month.
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