Sabtettiflan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring clam.

Sabtettiflan created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabtettiflan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sabtettiflan, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Sabtettiflan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sabtettiflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.