Sagzagfeb is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, moody
fox.
Sagzagfeb created energy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sagzagfeb, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sagzagfeb, it will turn you into a plant.
Sagzagfeb's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Sagzagfeb's Holy Commandments1. Sagzagfeb loves hamsters, so they must be respected.
2. Do not take Sagzagfeb's name in vain.
3. Do not kill sheep.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Sagzagfeb.