Sagzagfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody fox.

Sagzagfeb created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagzagfeb, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sagzagfeb, it will turn you into a plant.

Sagzagfeb's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sagzagfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Sagzagfeb loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Do not take Sagzagfeb's name in vain.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sagzagfeb.