Logwatbesthit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, moody naga.

Logwatbesthit created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Logwatbesthit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Logwatbesthit, it will come to you in dreams.

Logwatbesthit's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Logwatbesthit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Logwatbesthit.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to music.