Talyimgad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart unicorn.

Talyimgad created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talyimgad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Talyimgad, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Talyimgad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Talyimgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Talyimgad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help gulls in need.