Gantabdob is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical wasp.

Gantabdob created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gantabdob, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gantabdob, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gantabdob's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gantabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always obey Gantabdob's priests.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Hide if five tapirs approach from the north.