Nurtlogbam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, quiet wyvern.

Nurtlogbam created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtlogbam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurtlogbam, he will be very unhappy.

Nurtlogbam's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nurtlogbam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Hide from cyan pigs for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.