Gidpadrill is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, happy lobster.

Gidpadrill created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidpadrill, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gidpadrill, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gidpadrill's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gidpadrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must pray to Gidpadrill eight times a day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gidpadrill.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.